Your mailbox holds a package of lies
Want to lose those chunky thighs?
Or change the color of your eyes?
They say, youve won this
Or you owe that, and you must not dismiss
this! Dont you want a bigger penis?
From people who dont matter-
Presorted and specially selected
While the spam box gets fatter

Weve lost that family connection
And its time for introspection
Cut it down to the essence
And what youll get is repentance
For this lack of communication
That is destroying our nation
We sent our values packing
And its quite sad to think
These people live next door to me
but Im on a different planet
than the rest of humanity

10/20/2003

Author's Note: I love her style.. she makes my words sound so lifelike when she does this..

Posted on 10/20/2003
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