We're Soul mates, is that so?
Is that because I got all the dough?
Is this a biased love that we have here?
Since when I get paid is the only time we're near
Is she just a gold digger in a world of coal
and I'm supposed to believe we match in our soul.
She has no job and never plans to work
and if I say anything I'm supposed to be the jerk.
So she wants to live her life sitting in my home
while I'm off at work leaving her all alone.
Alone to do as she wish, spending my cash
and trying to find out if I got more in a stash.
Fucking money hungry bitch ain't happy yet
since I won 100 bucks on a bet.
She seems content to spend all my loots
on a pair of tall laced up leather boots
but when I come home and have to make a P.B.J.
You bet, there's gonna be some shit I have to say
So what the fuck am I buying you boots for?
When you don't even greet me at the door?
No hello honey, How was your day?
Just more fucking bills that you didn't pay...
So what's the point of this love at all?
When you spend all my love down at the mall...
You still expect me to believe all the shit you say
while you sit around and watch Oprah and Springer all day.
Oh, so you've been making 900 calls again too?
God dammed, that's it... 400 bucks? We're through...
Oh, Tonia's Psychic line said we're meant to be?
Well god damn, I didn't know they we're too blind to see..
To see the boot in the ass coming from oh so long now
So pack up your shit get out, I don't really care how...
Here... Let me help you, I’ll kick-punt that TV down the hall.
now you can go scrounge for one down at your favorite mall.

10/19/2003

Author's Note: I wrote this about a woman I was engaged to who cleaned out my bank account... she didnt know what it meant to live in your means...

Posted on 10/20/2003
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