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Spy vs. Spy
by S.J. TylerThere was a black spy
he worked for the leaders in a distant land
there was a white spy
he was a pale alien looking man
and they tried, and they tried, and they tried
to kill each other
and they tried and they tried and they tried
to torture each other
it was spy vs. spy
it was spy vs. spy
it was spy vs. spy
The black spy woke up
he never spoke up, in fact he never said a word
he wrote up his plans, marked them "top secret"
he planned to blow up that white little turd
but then the white spy
saw through a window
what the black spy planned to do
went to his embassy, threw away amnesty
took out his guns, bombs and ninja stars too
and he aimed, and he aimed, aimed for the black spy's HQ
and he aimed, oh he aimed, but the black spy knew what he was going to do
BLACK POINTED HIS GUNS RIGHT BACK AT THAT GUY
AND THEY KNEW RIGHT AT ONCE
THAT IT WAS SPY VS SPY
it was spy vs. spy
it was spy vs. spy
it was spy vs. spy
Both face to face with detonators in hand
Each across the street from their "distant lands"
sweat started to break, they thought of who would break first
trembling nose to nose before a battle could burst
and then a blast shook, shook up the tension
and black and white were both goners then
it seemed a grey spy, a clever female
had defeated the rivaling men
The was a black spy, who's now a dead spy
and that white spy, just the same
and last a grey spy, printed in mad mag
who helped spread their worldly fame
it was spy vs. spy
it was spy vs. spy
it was spy vs. spy
06/03/2002 Author's Note: This is a silly song I wrote to amuse my little brother. He's a huge fan of Mad magazine.
Posted on 09/05/2003
Copyright © 2024 S.J. Tyler
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