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Mauve People
by Beth K Hannah
Well, I went to Mauve people. They speak American, which I am fluent in. Fluent as a butterfly. I like butteflies
Their leaders name is Stu. What a funny name
Me: Hi.
Stu: Yes
wait
no
.wait! Umm
.marshmallow. Remember, when in doubt, marshmallow always works!
Me: Right
I am sure it does. What if marshmallows are banned?
Stu: Then use your electrical pen to shock people and steal their shoes.
Me: such chaos
such wonderful chaos! How do plan we get rid of the Ninth Reich?
Stu: Play some soft rock
maybe they will leave. (this line is originally said by Mike Inabnit! Go him!)
Me: Note to self, buy some Bryan Adams.
Stu: Did Canada ever apologize for him and Celine Dion? And that one actor?
Me: I think so, well at least Bryan Adams. So
Stu: About the Ninth Riech
.what is wrong with Buddhism? It is a wonderful and peaceful religion, like Catholicism. If Catholics owned the middle east, no problems would ever arise with the Jews and the Muslims.
Me: *cough* Crusade *cough*
Stu: Cough drop? So, anyway, I am curious, have you spoken to the gay people about the anti-anti-gay party? What is their platform?
Me: I have not spoke to them yet, but I think they want to abolish all the Republicans and all of the people who buy Ted Nugent CDs.
Stu: sigh
sad, sad. Well, I am off to vote for the VMAs. I so want J-Lo to win. She is just so real, and I love her stirring rendition of Love is a Battlefield. She is not Jenny From the Block, she is Jenny from the Hood!
Me: Right
And it ends. Odd. Now I want to play the J-Lo name game
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08/18/2003 Author's Note: episode 4
Posted on 08/19/2003
Copyright © 2024 Beth K Hannah
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