Do you ever get the feeling you are being stalked? Me neither. With all this hoopla about Arnold Schwarzaneggar (sp?) running for Governor of CA, (not Canada, California!) I thought I should do a bit of a political spin on the colored people. That is why I am visiting the orange people. The say it is a darn good thing that socialism hasn’t happened yet, for they all have a lisp and it would just be awkward. So, I am meeting with their leader Sven. (another cruel joke, I sure hope not)


Sven: Hey you…..you……what ith your name again?

Me: beth

Sven: Right, right. I am not uthe to nameth not thtarting with the letter “s”

Me: that must be hard with your speech impediment
Sven: What thpeech impediment?

Me: Right….right…..umm…soo…I guess I am suppose to ask you about your country and how you feel about the recent news that the Red People are now fascist.

Sven: Mmm…ithn’t that the thame thing as communithm? Umm… I think it could be both good and bad for uth. We could lose trade, becauthe we have a lot of thingth that make red dye, but also, we sell a lot of razorth.

Me: Umm…communism and fascism being the same thing is news to me. So, you think that this fascism thing won’t lead to another holocaust?

Sven: Maybe of the Germans, but not the Jewth. They are jutht to rockin’ to be killed. And Jewland ith thweet. I love kother. It rockth.

Me: Right. How do you feel about the recent development of the Pink people in creating their own political party, Anti-anti-gays!

Sven: I think they are ath narrow minded ath the democratth and theriously need to talk to the gay community. I mean, I know we all don’t like the purple people, but no need to thart an anti-them party.

Me: The pink people are homosexual.

Sven: Oh…well… this is awkward.

Me: it’s okay.

Sven: well I have to run, but have a thuper day!

08/18/2003

Author's Note: episode 3 of season 2

Posted on 08/19/2003
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