Small band looking for replacement member.

(A guitarist would be nice--
strong fingers to pluck the strings
in order, create a melody
out of tension)

Previous experience not necessary, but strong
desire to coalesce with rest of band is a must.

(A drummer would be perfect--
the deep bass beats will rock your audience
to its inner core, and my heartbeats
will follow yours)

Benefits negotiable. Record contract a possibility.

(Singers must be willing
to sing the already-scripted
phrases that float through
the soundtrack of my daydreams)

Interested parties may contact the band
by phone, email, or telepathy.

(Auditions may be conducted during
normal business hours, or after hours
in special circumstances,
at the band's discretion.)

Those with commitments to other bands
(Check with the third finger of your left hand)
Need not apply.

07/25/2003

Posted on 07/25/2003
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