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Land O Lakes Half & Half

by Madeline Pestolesi

Grade A
Ultra-Pasteurized
Delicious
"No Refrigeration Needed"
Creamer.

Thousands of them
In their individual cups
Raining from their dispensing box.
Splashing the floor
With their gluey whiteness.
Surface tension
Holds the puddle together
And keeps the carpet from absorbing it.

Add five to your coffee
Creamy and sweet
And it's five grams of
Grade A
Ultra-Pasteurized
Delicious
Fat.

But fear not:
No refrigeration needed.

07/23/2003

Posted on 07/23/2003
Copyright © 2025 Madeline Pestolesi

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Cole Miller on 05/18/04 at 07:04 PM

i work at a restaurant and once, dropped a box of creamers from the cooler shelf above me... it was raining creamers all over me.... bah! lovely poem!

Posted by Charles E Minshall on 07/11/04 at 08:38 PM

Fun poem Madeline...Charlie

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