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Captain Monogamous!
by Madeline PestolesiI am Captain Monogamous!
Or maybe
Captain Forceably Celebate!
I am here
To save the world
From one-night-stands!
From cheating bastards!
And various STDs!
The Monoga-Mobile
Is a maroon
Honda Accord.
And Captain Monogamous
Is decked out
In a denim skirt
And tee shirt
Emblazoned with a huge "CM"
When cheaters strike...
Captain Monogamous will be there.
When your boyfriend smells like some other girl's cheap perfume,
Captain Monogamous will be there.
And when people just want to be "Friends with Benefits"
Captain Monogamous will be there!
07/23/2003 Posted on 07/23/2003
Copyright © 2024 Madeline Pestolesi
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Max Bouillet on 07/23/03 at 07:01 PM Poignant with a very sly humor. Thanks for sharing --or in this case, not sharing? Great poem. |
| Posted by Cole Miller on 05/25/04 at 11:40 PM teehee, this is a wonderful ditty. |
| Posted by Traci Mabats on 09/08/04 at 03:57 PM yeah, get 'em CM! |
| Posted by David Neubauer on 11/30/04 at 08:52 PM nice to see that there is still a defender :-D |
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