Captain Monogamous! by Madeline PestolesiI am Captain Monogamous! Or maybe Captain Forceably Celebate!
I am here To save the world From one-night-stands! From cheating bastards! And various STDs!
The Monoga-Mobile Is a maroon Honda Accord. And Captain Monogamous Is decked out In a denim skirt And tee shirt Emblazoned with a huge "CM"
When cheaters strike... Captain Monogamous will be there. When your boyfriend smells like some other girl's cheap perfume, Captain Monogamous will be there. And when people just want to be "Friends with Benefits" Captain Monogamous will be there!
07/23/2003 Posted on 07/23/2003 Copyright © 2025 Madeline Pestolesi
Member Comments on this Poem |
Posted by Max Bouillet on 07/23/03 at 07:01 PM Poignant with a very sly humor. Thanks for sharing --or in this case, not sharing? Great poem. |
Posted by Cole Miller on 05/25/04 at 11:40 PM teehee, this is a wonderful ditty. |
Posted by Traci Mabats on 09/08/04 at 03:57 PM yeah, get 'em CM! |
Posted by David Neubauer on 11/30/04 at 08:52 PM nice to see that there is still a defender :-D |
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