I'm working in a light gray cubicle... Lights running overhead.. the whir of a thousand keystrokes a second all around me... Chitter and chatter on phones and beeps of all kinds.. sort of overwhelming..

Well there's a staff meeting room right behind me and I can over hear a woman talking.. I stare at the moniter for a second and then slowly turn around as I make out her saying the word masterbating a couple of times... just kinda hits my ear.

So I stand up for a second to stare over the wall.. and as I think I can tell.. I see all the managers in the room around this older lady with gray hair and a bitch of a personality.. you can tell she's really laying into these people..

She exits in a hurry and walks down the corridor.. as the people come shuffling out of the meeting room, I can see it's a tense moment.. I see my division manager and ask him whats up.. He tells me that everyone is going to have to take a dna test to find out who's been using company property to produce porn and masterbate to in the bathrooms.

You can hear the murmurs around the cubicle circle as word spreads.. Well.. just about then.. Storm troopers take the officeplace.. and this is a pretty big place.. but everyone gets rounded up.. a few people try to run, but get tazerd trying to escape..

The gray haired lady steps out and demands us to take the test.. we put out our hands and they just tap us with this pen... about half way through, they test my manager.. and an alarm sounds with the pen..
You could kinda tell he was guilty from his body language, but I didn't figure it out until then.. I thought it was from getting chewed out..
Well the storm troopers take him away at gunpoint.. while everone gasps and gossips.. the old lady screaming down the hallway.. 'I knew it was him! I knnnnneeewww it!!'

07/21/2003

Posted on 07/21/2003
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