Lurking in the shadows
Of courdoroy,
It awaits its prey.

Hidden in the stiffness
Of denim,
It tenses for the pounce.

Creeping in the softness
Of suede,
It blends with its setting.

Suddenly,
The attack!

WHAM!

The stealth booty,
Has struck again.

Hidden in expensive pants,
It claims another victim.

07/17/2003

Author's Note: Inspired by Adrianne, who claims she has stealth booty. Also inspired by Peggy. Though I would like to note that a drunken episode inspired Adri and I to trade pants, and while she says my booty is smaller, they are apparently the same size.

Posted on 07/16/2003
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