Idle Worship Blues
by Ken HarnischThe rattling Pullmans jumped that day
Off the orange colored tracks
While the clowns and kings all wept at once
On the morning he got back
Though his smile was wreathed in cotton
His eyes were black as coal
As he doled out bills of lading
To the porters with no soul
He spoke of ice cold cabbages
And journeys to the sun
He recruited little children
Though he couldnt name a one
Then they carried off his baggage
While they tooted on their horns
But he couldnt walk with Jesus
For the problems with his corns
Yet we will laud his name in public
When we wash him with our green
Let him think hes close to godliness
And there aint no in-between
Put his triptych on the drywall
Slip his mass card in our hearts
But he cant remember seeing him
In the play or all its parts
Here the tracks are made of silver
There the trains are made of gold
But Im so sure at the end of things
God is gonna save my soul
So for him I pledge idolatry
For them I will raise the flag
While we skulk off to the kitchen
To be lost in half-a-bag
07/14/2003