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by Madeline Pestolesi

So blow me.
I want to yell
At the cretins in the truck
Roaring by.

"Nice hair baby."
Really?
Because I did it
JUST FOR YOU!
What are your creative opinions on say
My tits?
Big enough for ya?
How about
My ass?
Does it shake in the right rythm
To get you hard?

Because that's what
I CARE ABOUT!

So does this mean
That because I shaved off my hair
You may not want to sleep with me?
Because
I was so turned on
By your huge
Black
Dodge
Truck.
With a sound system
That makes my nipples harden.
And your Abercrombie baseball cap
Is at such a rakish angle
I just want to tear it off you
And watch your acned face
Plunge into my crotch.

Nothing gets me going
Like a fucking genius
With a loud system
And his fucking genius friends
Wooing me
From his
Big
Black
Dodge
Truck.

But alas,
I shaved my head.
Why would a genius like that
Want to do a stupid bitch like me?
I mean,
Obviously
Only a man-hating bitch
Would shave her head
Right Geniuses?


06/30/2003

Posted on 06/30/2003
Copyright © 2025 Madeline Pestolesi

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Barbara Griffith on 07/01/03 at 01:13 AM

I really like this one. Don't stop yourself from yelling back at them! Or from starting at a man's groin and saying, "I'd sure like to stuff that in me." Or some other random comment.

Posted by Jason Wardell on 07/07/03 at 07:52 AM

I could see myself easily going insane if I had to put up with stuff like that. Right on, power to the people, etc. Apparently, hair does not affect poetry, because this is great. ;)

Posted by Jon-Jacob F Deal on 06/19/04 at 08:10 AM

Haha, this is awesome! I'm loving everything I'm reading in your library--nothing like the writings of one with a pleasantly skewed view ;) I shaved my head, too, recently. Again. There is a certain freedom in baldness, I find. Not having any hair is temporary, but being an asshole is forever, know what I mean? JJ

Posted by Richard Vince on 02/13/07 at 12:46 AM

great stuff. i'm glad i found your library. you're a genius.

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