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Monologue: Sixty Feet

by J. P. Davies

MAN:Nevermind how I got here...How did you get here? All the way down into this pit with me. Fine don't say. All I know is that it takes a proud man to fall sixty feet into a vat of sewage and not chat up the guy who's sharing your misery. They really should cover that hole....I wonder why they just left it open. Do you think they were trying to trap us? To make us submit to the foulness that we deserve. Hmmm this could be poetic justice but now we've got to figure out what we did wrong. It can't be sloth...I work to hard...Or lust...that's almost impossible...I'm married for gods sake. Not gluttony...my wife made me go on the same diet as her. Hmmmm hey, wait a second what do you do for a living?
2nd Man: I'm a Lawyer
Man:.....Me Too

06/15/2003

Posted on 06/15/2003
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