Not Another Normal Love Poem! (mature) by Madeline PestolesiI fucking love Weezer, But while listening to "Pinkerton," I realized all the songs are about love One way or another.
It reminds me of my life. It seems all of my conversations Have become the following: "So he said this, what do you think it means???!!!" Or "I really like him, but he hasn't called! SOB!"
WHY???
I'm 21 years old going on 40. It's not like some sort of reproductive clock is ticking.
And the saddest thing of all Is that the boys I meet Aren't even that great. I spend all my brainpower Mentally turning their mullets Into Brad Pitt style 'dos When they're not. So if they're not worth my time Why do I obsess over them?
WHY???
I want to be asexual. I have fabulous friends. Why aren't they enough? Why do I crave relationships that are crappy? Why do I spend hours writing poems about love In my little book?
It'd be so easy To strip Paint symbols on my naked breasts Climb to the roof of my six-plex And with tribal drums beating And fires blazing, Give a maniac laugh and scream "I AM DONE! NO MORE MEN! NO MORE RELATIONSHIPS! EVER!"
But Cynthia would laugh And get a box of See's candy And coax me down with it.
I'd put on my robe, Crawl into bed, And the next day, I'd wake up bright and early. Ready to face a long, Obsessive Relationship craving Day. 06/04/2003 Posted on 06/08/2003 Copyright © 2025 Madeline Pestolesi
Member Comments on this Poem |
Posted by Emily G Myers on 06/08/03 at 06:02 PM lol... I love this SO much. I completely understand where you're coming from. great work! :) |
Posted by Christina Bruno on 06/11/03 at 03:28 AM great job!!! l;D |
Posted by Traci Mabats on 06/12/03 at 03:25 PM Well Nicole stole my comment because that was my favorite line too. What a mental image! This was a great piece. |
Posted by Trisha De Gracia on 06/13/03 at 02:05 AM HAHA!! This is beautiful! I jump for joy and tip my invisible hat to you! |
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