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Rivers Rap

by J. P. Davies

Yo Rivers is the name
bustin' grovves be da game
Limp may be da wurst
but man I'll kick it with Durst
Kickin' jams in nike sneaks
Me and my crew the coolest of geeks
Man Coldplay can sing on about Yellow
but I got a jap shreddin' on her cello
we kick Butterfly smooth and mello
man that Brians one wack ass fellow
For the times that I go and flow
bust these rhymes real slow and low
smack me on the face
I'm an emo disgrace
My sweaters almost dead
got DopeNose on My Head
Fuck dis Rap Shit
Wheres My Guitar
I gotta Shred...

12/30/2002

Author's Note: A joke rap about my idol Rivers Cuomo lead singer from Weezer...

Posted on 04/24/2003
Copyright © 2024 J. P. Davies

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Madeline Pestolesi on 05/13/03 at 04:30 PM

You know how I feel about Weezer. I really liked this one.

Posted by Trisha De Gracia on 12/04/03 at 06:22 AM

RAAAAAAAAD with the html. You're insane... :D

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