Let's Create A New Kind Of Flu by Charles J Hannan Coughing, sneezing Oh this damn wheezing Sniffles and hacking There's not much I'm lacking You cough on me And I sneeze on you Hey we just created A new kind of flu Something that puzzles The best of the best It starts in the throat And then goes to the chest Wow it looks kinda green With a little of blue Dizzy I feel Might be feverish too Wiping snot on my sleeve Over and over again Break out the microscope This is a unique strain I'm itching in places I never knew that I had Believe you me It's spreading like mad I cough on you And you sneeze on me Ain't this a bitch Now I can't see 04/24/2003 Posted on 04/24/2003 Copyright © 2025 Charles J Hannan Member Comments on this Poem Posted by Anne Engelen on 04/24/03 at 05:27 AM Love the flow of this!! It reads like a song. I can just imagine a childrens'choir singing this and see the fun on their faces. heheheh...cute!! Posted by Rommel Cruz on 05/02/03 at 04:47 PM so you're the one responsible for SARS! Yeah I agree, it reads like a song. Reminds me of the dwarves in Snow White. LOL. Return to the Previous Page   pathetic.org Version 7.3.2 May 2004 Terms and Conditions of Use 0 member(s) and 2 visitor(s) online All works Copyright © 2025 their respective authors. Page Generated In 0 Second(s)