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Oh Danged Ovaries!
by Madeline PestolesiLike a rush of adreneline,
only with the opposite effect
the estrogen floods my body.
"Stand aside boy!"
I bellow at the poor male who is in my way.
"Boys are the root of all evil!"
He looks bewildered and whimpers softly
"Geeze, what did I do?"
My eyes
Ferocious and tiny
Bore into his
"Oh, as if you didn't know?
You carrier of penis!"
Isn't it enough
That I was hurt by a member of your species?
Don't try to rationalize
With the pre-menstral woman.
She'll kick you in the balls,
Laugh in your face,
And burst into tears.
04/18/2003 Posted on 04/19/2003
Copyright © 2025 Madeline Pestolesi
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Ronald A Pavellas on 04/19/03 at 10:55 AM After 66 years, one mother, one sister, three marriages, two daughters and four granddaughters (and many lovers and friends of the female persuasion), I finally think I am beginning to start to commence to understand -- aided by your excellent piece.
Best wishes,
Ron |
| Posted by Anne Engelen on 04/19/03 at 02:05 PM OMG...pretty funny!! Loved these lines especially :"My eyes/Ferocious and tiny/Bore into his /"Oh, as if you didn't know?/You carrier of penis!" "
Great piece!!
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| Posted by Melanie A Bennett on 04/29/03 at 11:37 PM LOL... this is the truth! :) I like this poem, Coreen. Nice work! ~Mel~ |
| Posted by Ken Harnisch on 06/20/03 at 05:20 AM lol..ah, there it is! the secret of finally understanding women! |
| Posted by Indigo Tempesta on 07/02/03 at 04:48 AM fabulous, fabulous; you have a gift of comprehension and subsequent expression--a.k.a. genius! |
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