Turdburgler by Madeline PestolesiMy first boyfriend
Had this crazy friend
He used to do tai chi
In the middle of conversations
Interrupting everything.
One day,
He called my boyfriend a turdburgler.
I thought it was hilarious.
So I asked my boyfried
"Have you ever burgled a turd?"
But I don't think he found it so amusing. 04/17/2003 Author's Note: This actually happened, and I have a really weird sense of humor, and to this day, I think the word "turdburgler" is hysterical.
Posted on 04/17/2003 Copyright © 2025 Madeline Pestolesi
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