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Turdburgler

by Madeline Pestolesi

My first boyfriend
Had this crazy friend
He used to do tai chi
In the middle of conversations
Interrupting everything.
One day,
He called my boyfriend a turdburgler.
I thought it was hilarious.
So I asked my boyfried
"Have you ever burgled a turd?"
But I don't think he found it so amusing.

04/17/2003

Author's Note: This actually happened, and I have a really weird sense of humor, and to this day, I think the word "turdburgler" is hysterical.

Posted on 04/17/2003
Copyright © 2024 Madeline Pestolesi

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Kalikala Smith on 04/17/03 at 05:37 PM

it certainly does have a querky ring to it;)

Posted by Quinlan L Gibson on 11/13/03 at 11:15 PM

my man and his friends use this at least twice every weekend. I still laugh every single time. Cool read.

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