The courtroom
Hushes slowly as the judge
Slams his oak gavel upon the desk.
Never in his twenty-five years has he seen such a case.
So Missus Mouse
He says to the plaintif
It says here it's because your husband is crazy?
No,
Is her reply.
I said he was
Fucking Goofy.

04/08/2003

Author's Note: This is a joke I have heard many times with variations. I likeed it soon much I couldn't help but try and make a poem from it.

Posted on 04/08/2003
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