Spring Hopes Eternal by Ken HarnischSpring hopes eternal
For some boy to save her
From her mad world
Of over-doting
And under-caring parents
And love shared only
In the night, alone,
With thoughts of boys
Who never were, and
Might not be (she fears),
Because: her nose is too large;
Her skin too splotchy; her middle too
Round; her breasts too flat;
Her hair too frizzy
And besides that
Her voice is too soft, her opinions
Too crazy, her academic credentials
Too pronounced to let anyone
Get close who isnt a Registered Nerd.
Spring hopes eternal
She has found new blush, new shampoo,
New Neutra-Cream to clean those pores
(And of course, her hopeless, hapless heart)
She imagines herself: a vamp, a tramp,
A Britney ho, but looks into
The looking glass and only
Sees the mousey girl
With the overlarge
Dark-rimmed glasses;
The canines with the overbite;
The smile a little too crooked
For anyone of consequence
To ever turn around and notice her.
Kellie Osbourne
Without the fame, she moans
To her best friend, Adrianna
To whom, she has confided
She is going to the peace rally
Next Saturday in hopes of
Getting a little
piece
Wink, wink!
Spring hopes eternal
In her pink-frilled bedroom
Looking askance at her Barbie dolls
As relics of her all too
Foo-foo childhood
While thinking to herself:
What do I really have to do
To get myself a Ken
And she scribbles poems there
On the legal pad
And sketches hearts on her sketching pad
While giving hours to ponderous verities
On the phone with Platos sisters.
Oh life is so miserable! So tough!
So loveless! So devoid of fun!
And tomorrow she is going to
The beach, and Saturday a party
And Sunday to the ballgame
With her best friends brother John
But damn,
Its such a bleeping bore!
Spring hopes eternal
And her very normal life
Goes marching on 03/05/2003 Author's Note: The reference to Ken is entirely coincidental and the fault of Mattel, Inc., not mine..:)
Posted on 03/06/2003 Copyright © 2024 Ken Harnisch
Member Comments on this Poem |
Posted by Kate Demeree on 03/06/03 at 03:11 PM *soft smile*... I love this, it is so very Life. *giggle* blame Mattel huh? *wondering*... just what is a normal life anyway? This is a great read "Ken" |
Posted by JD Clay on 03/09/03 at 09:02 PM Esoteric as it may seem, you've covered all the angles. Like a garden in full bloom. Good stuff, Ken.
Peace... |
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