hi elder
nice to see you again

it's the church's joke on me
sending missionaries
my age, smart and beautiful
just to check on my soul

come on in, elder
have a seat

sure, but don't touch me
or look at me as a boy
sit, let's have a discussion
not about you and me
about you and Joseph Smith

okay, elder
but I can't seem to concentrate

he's a man in uniform
and when he pulls out the BoM
I don't even notice
it's the prophet's joke on me

you were saying, elder

yeah, look this way, honey
and sign right here
your soul on the line

yes, elder
whatever you say
just stay and discuss
a few minutes more

but mind that 9:30 bedtime

01/12/2003

Author's Note: This is where I make sure that everyone knows I'm just kidding. I only wrote this as a silly response to the talking I've been doing lately with some LDS missionaries (jokingly referred to as Elders Cutie and Beautiful). The real side of this is that I've met some amazing people in the church and think extremely highly of them. So there you go.

Posted on 01/25/2003
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