I met my sweetheart,
on an MSN chat room,
he's got five numbers in his name.

I memorized his profile addy,
down to the last letter,
my sister thinks I'm lame.

We send out cute greeting cards,
in each other's inboxes,
courtesy of online Hallmark

Glad I have a seperate line,
away from my parents,
so we can cyber in the dark.

We e-mail each other everyday,
with video conferencing,
he only lives a state away.

On that same MSN chat room,
found a few of his 'other' girlfriends,
now that fucker's gonna pay.

Now when I talk to him,
our lingo is poison,
we're not having anymore phone sex.

Boy was he surprised,
when he clicked on my web cam,
and saw me making out with his ex.

Boy, did that bastard,
play us for hookers,
but he just laid down his last bet.

I 'Dear John'ed my sweetheart,
and sent him a virus,
I crashed his computer over the internet.

01/15/2003

Posted on 01/16/2003
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