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Sacrement to Love...or Comedy???

by Matt Forget

Hear thy call for wonderment

Love, oh hear thy soar

For I savoir my only one true love

Neatly placed at my back door.

 

Call for eagles to swiftly guide me

To distant lands afar

My love to bring me fantasy

Just don’t leave the door ajar.

 

Thy kingdom is called thy Palace

Where children one day will grow

Prepare for endless ecstasy

“Who’s children? Heck do I know!”

 

Claim thy throne my fearless love

Thou won your love for me

Before I go and say I do

I have to take a pee.

 

Remember who I love, My Lord

As you battle far away

I only dear to miss you so

As I invite your bro to stay.

 

Be gentle as I lay you down

To the battle you have lost

Thy rest in eternal peacefulness

“I can’t believe how much this cost!”

12/13/2002

Author's Note: One of my distinct works of American Literature for the next edition of the high school english books around the nation. A love for someone who becomes lord of the palace, only to have some incredible behind the back incidents take place. I hope you enjoyed reading this one. I know I enjoyed writing it. This is what happens in a giddy mood at 4:30am. LOL.

Posted on 12/13/2002
Copyright © 2025 Matt Forget

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Rommel Cruz on 12/13/02 at 12:18 PM

"Before I go and say I do I have to take a pee." LMAO. la dee dee la. :p

Posted by Quinn Vokes on 12/14/02 at 03:12 AM

hehehe! this is so funny. i love the last line in each stanza... especially the one rommel mentions... (probably cuz i really have to pee right now!lol.)

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