"Oh Parson Von Pickle
Now where shall I go?
What things should I do?
And how shall I know?"

"Oh Parson Von Pickle
I've been really good
I've said all my prayers
As a holy one should"

"Oh Parson Von Pickle
Instruct this one, weak
To be a fine human
And turn my old cheek"

Old Parson Von Pickle
Replied with a moan,
"Go read the Good Book
And please leave me alone!"

11/11/2002

Posted on 11/12/2002
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