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the tellemarketer shuffle
by Daryl Fein Way off base,
basket case,
Broken down,
casual pace,
incoherent,
carbon based,
don't look now,
no time to waste,
nameless morbid shame,
altruistic refrian,
embalmed in polymer,
repeating the same,
the ambivolent mastadon,
abhorance and pain,
extra ordinary microchasm,
it's all one in tha same,
pushin deals,
dealin lies,
so bring that smile,
don't close you're eyes,
creepy dialog,
coffee stain,
elbow down,
empty brain,
never surrender,
bring that style,
tweekin on caffein,
all the while,
uneven logic,
complete distain,
complete aninimity,
i feel no pain,
i'll jus keep callin, you
anyway, I am the phone man
so watch what you say,
there's no time to waste,
another day another dollar,
so don't break away,
i break it down jus like I toll'ya,
and like every day, i'm loosin hair makin ends,
so don't fuck with me,
i got no problem killin "friends",
every time i'm callin you,
people be screamin what to do,
no more happy shining through,
hoping fate don't fuck me too,
airless windbag,
numbered schrew,
electronic encumbent,
mayoral screw,
i don't like many people,
and that probably means you,
im really glad,
today is through,
11/10/2002 Author's Note: sperm whales, and youre mom... film at 11
Posted on 11/10/2002
Copyright © 2024 Daryl Fein
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Cathlyn Cartier on 11/10/02 at 03:25 PM I've often wondered... if we hate them so much, how they feel about us? Actuallymore we hate their timing (always seems to interupt something, and it really sucks when what's interupted is the muse conveying a great thought, and then it's GONE!) And do Telemarketers get Telemarketed? And what do they say when they do?
Anyway, I really enjoyed this piece, I found it entertaining and even informative. = ) |
| Posted by Quinlan L Gibson on 12/24/02 at 04:41 PM This is badass, right to the end, not a word can be misunderstood, my favorite kind of read. |
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