All Hallow's Eve,
the demon's were once honored,
but now we dress in masks,
and spread candy instead of protection!

Another Consumerist Dream,
another sale going on,
celebrate your festivities,
with a 20% off rush!

Happy Capitalism Day,
money our true reason of rejoice,
$pend, $pend, $pend,
all your hard earned dough!

Bank Day, oh Bank Day,
30 more days until you,
glory glory hail the dollar,
praise the market shares!

10/31/2002