John, the carpenter had a friend

named Nicholas, and also a wife, Alison

Nick and Allie did it and was interrupted by Absalom

so Alison tricked hijm into kissing her bottom

But poor Nicholas is who got it in the end

10/18/2002

Author's Note: A little pun-limerick thing I wanted to write... Read the Miller's Tale by Chaucer... it's a hoot.

Posted on 10/19/2002
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