Walking uptown to grab a soda
Some chick says “hey, I think I know ya”
I say “no way, you look like yoda”
She slapped my face and I dropped my soda

Soda, soda, soda, soda, soda
I got slapped because of soda
Soda, soda, soda, soda, soda
I got slapped because of soda

I hear some guy call it a pop
I say “no way, you big mean jock”
He said “that’s it, I’ll clean your clock”
After that he said “the eagles’ rock”

Soda, soda, soda, soda, soda
I got beat up because of soda
Soda, soda, soda, soda, soda
I got beat up because of soda

I just can't help it, I really like the taste
My mom thinks that it's just a big waste
If you can't find me, you'll know where i went
To spend the best 50 cents that I've ever spent

Soda, soda, soda, soda, soda
My mom thinks I drink too much soda
Soda, soda, soda, soda, soda
My mom thinks I drink too much soda

10/02/2002

Author's Note: i just added the bridge. so it's sort of new. meh. what do you think of the new bridge? ain't it great?

Posted on 10/12/2002
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