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PUMPKIN-HEAD

by Lori I Wolfe

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Pumpkin-Head came into town

Carrying a carving knife

He looked for blood to fill his mug

So James gave him his wife

Well she got pissed and threw a stone

Hitting him on the head

James fell down and broke his crown

As she went off to bed

Pumpkin-Head stood there stunned

He wasn’t sure what to do

He slowly back away from them

Then up the road he flew

Pumpkin-Head needed to quench his thirst

So up the street he went

He came upon the butchers wife

Who had the perfect scent

Her beautiful dress was covered red

And her husband was nowhere in sight

She had a grin from ear to ear

That gave poor Pumpkin-Head a fright

On the floor he saw a ring

It shined like golden sun

And in her hand a sign she made

“Two hubby burgers for the price of one”

He grew still ... as she turned his way

With a sparkle in her smile

“Please come in ... take a seat

And stay for a little while.”

Well Pumpkin-Head backed away

Claiming he never ate red meat

Then she got mad and grabbed the pan

As he tripped over his feet

Well he jumped up and left his mug

Deciding to skip the drink

Running back the way he came

Afraid to even blink

He crossed the road and ran for home

Leaving this crazy town

The next time that he goes for drinks

He’s going as a clown

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09/26/2002

Posted on 09/26/2002
Copyright © 2024 Lori I Wolfe

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