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Pumpkin-Head came into town
Carrying a carving knife
He looked for blood to fill his mug
So James gave him his wife
Well she got pissed and threw a stone
Hitting him on the head
James fell down and broke his crown
As she went off to bed
Pumpkin-Head stood there stunned
He wasnt sure what to do
He slowly back away from them
Then up the road he flew
Pumpkin-Head needed to quench his thirst
So up the street he went
He came upon the butchers wife
Who had the perfect scent
Her beautiful dress was covered red
And her husband was nowhere in sight
She had a grin from ear to ear
That gave poor Pumpkin-Head a fright
On the floor he saw a ring
It shined like golden sun
And in her hand a sign she made
Two hubby burgers for the price of one
He grew still ... as she turned his way
With a sparkle in her smile
Please come in ... take a seat
And stay for a little while.
Well Pumpkin-Head backed away
Claiming he never ate red meat
Then she got mad and grabbed the pan
As he tripped over his feet
Well he jumped up and left his mug
Deciding to skip the drink
Running back the way he came
Afraid to even blink
He crossed the road and ran for home
Leaving this crazy town
The next time that he goes for drinks
Hes going as a clown
