Awaken from a far off beat
A rhythm on a quest
Searching for that chance to meet
Craving to be kissed
Hiding deep within the sheets
Not wanting to be found
My cautious soul begins to heat
As my heart starts to pound
A knocking came upon my door
Echoing on the inner wall
Not wanting love anymore
I ran down the hall
“Go away!” Screeched my silent word
I want no broken heart
Pounding was all I heard
Until there came this fart
When the smoke cleared my eyes
I rolled to the right
And then to my frightful surprise
A man was in my sight
My dream had become a living hell
My finger wore his ring
This man with the awful smell
Was pretending to be the King
I thought it was just a nightmare
Instead it was no dream
His body was full of hair
“Hum... now where did I put the shaving cream?”
The snoring that came from this guy
Could wake up the dead
I wanted to hit him in the eye
Instead I put the pillow over his head
I closed my eyes and made a wish
For this man to go away
But instead of getting a gorgeous dish
I was cursed with this nasty stray

08/27/2002

Posted on 08/27/2002
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