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Tic-Toc
by Marlon DeLeonTic toc goes the clock
Damn! I'm late for school
Tic toc goes the clock
Oh shit! We have a test today
I didn't know. I didn't study
But the teacher says that she told us
About the test two weeks ago
And its been on the board
Tic toc goes the clock
Who can I copy off of?
Oh yeah! Jane the Brain
Psst! Hey! Jane!?
Hey baby girl. how bout you...
let me take a peek at your test
I, uh..well, lost my notes and couldn't study
Oh Jane, why not? oh come on
Damn! I don't need you anyway
Tic toc goes the clock
Guess I'm going to have to do it myself
Come on dude, you're smart you can do this
Alright first question:
where did the pilgrims first land?
a. Maryland b. New York c. Virginia or d. Puerto rico
oh man I don't know this
if I were a pilgrim where would have I landed?
shit, I would have landed in Puerto Rico
who wouldn't? that place gots bangin girls and its all tropical
ok d it is
tic toc goes the clock
oh man I'm running out of time
class is almost over and I'm not even halfway there
I'm just going to Christmas tree this thing
I heard that the usual right answer is C
But the last 50 question can't all be C
Ok here I go, only 3 minutes left
Oh man fuck it
A c b d d c c c c c c c a b c c e d a
Ok I'm done, hope I get something higher than an F
Tic toc goes the clock
Oh man! I got an F my mama is going to kill me
I'll just throw it away but if I dont bring it back signed
This teacher is going to call my house
Tic toc goes the clock
Ummm mama I got a paper you have to sign
Its my test I got an F
Im sorry mama
Tic toc RIIIIIIIIIIIING
Oh snap it was all a dream
Damn! Im late for school
07/21/2002 Posted on 07/21/2002
Copyright © 2025 Marlon DeLeon
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Sam Roberts on 01/03/04 at 07:20 PM haha, I enjoyed this a lot. It's a brillaint example of every teenagers subconcious during an exam. I remember when I did my science modueles I gave up and just sat there making pretty patterns on my paper. Somehow I did well...ahh, thank you for cheering me up.
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