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Fixodent
by Charles E Minshall
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I bought a tube of fixodent
And smeared it on my car,
But it didn't fix a dent
Any better than would tar.
But it can bite an apple
At least that's what they say,
We're gonna try it
Later on today.
I fed my car the apple
It really gummed it up,
All the dang ads I think
Mainly are corrupt.
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06/30/2002 Posted on 06/30/2002
Copyright © 2024 Charles E Minshall
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Melanie A Bennett on 03/05/03 at 06:43 PM Hahaha...I love this one... Who else would think to use Fixodent in that context but you? Good job Charle! ~Mel~ |
| Posted by Rhodora M Fitzgerald on 04/04/03 at 02:00 AM lol..... does make you wonder why they call it fixodent doesn't it?.. Good one! |
| Posted by Kara Hayostek on 11/09/03 at 11:42 PM LOLOLOL...your poems are like oreo's, before i know it, i ate the whole dang bag! |
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