Cute Catastrophe by Jersey D GibsonThe devil is Martha Stewart,
coming to take our souls.
Telling us to plant flowers,
and tying them with bows.
Her right-hand man is Britney Spears,
just you wait and see.
She makes all the young girls shout,
and the rest of us scream.
On the left is G. W. Bush,
the best devil's man.
Didn't you ever wonder how
he won when he ran?
The forebearer of the Apocolypse,
Shrek's 1, 2, & 3.
Makes us all defenseless,
laughing and giggily.
Jim Carry gives us comedy,
Connie Chung gives us news.
Rev. Jerry Falwell gives us controversies,
Eric Clapton gives us blues.
Stock markets are out-of-wack,
blaim it on Charles Shwab.
All the hicks with their rebel flags,
and the spit that they lob.
Yes, the world is going to hell,
and it came from the west.
We put in a hand-cart,
sent it via Federal Express.
Note: Any simularities to any person, living or dead, group, movie, or other likewise recognition, is purely the reader's imagination. Enjoy! 05/29/2002 Posted on 05/29/2002 Copyright © 2024 Jersey D Gibson
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