An Eyebrow-Raiser

by Kristine Briese

Jord looked at me
and said to me,
"Hey Mom, don't be a brat!
Let me stay home-
I look like such a fool!"

I looked at him
and said to him,
"You know you can't do that.
Unless you're sick
you have to go to school."

He looked at me
and said to me,
"I'm nervous as a cat-
the kids are gonna
laugh and point and scoff!"

I looked at him
and said to him,
"You should have thought of that
before you went and
shaved your eyebrows off!"


Posted on 04/18/2002
Copyright © 2024 Kristine Briese

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Anne Howe on 01/06/03 at 06:56 AM

smiling at jord's expense

Posted by Rachelle Howe on 09/29/04 at 06:45 AM

*DIES LAUGHING* how have i not seen this?

Posted by Laura Doom on 06/05/07 at 06:45 PM

Yeh - I guess that razed a few (the scene but not herd mentality :)

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