In a house by the sea
under a tree that was shady
lived 3 young girls
and one ugly old lady

These girls went to school
and when it was time to play
the other girls would tease them
"You're dumb and ugly!" they'd say

These pretty three girls
constantly cried
The sadness inside them
they could no longer hide

So they got the old lady's gun
while she slept in her bed
and they went to school
and shot everyone dead

They lit a match
and burned the place down
They picked up a gun
and headed to town

They went and paid a visit
to each and every one of those girls
They calmly pulled the trigger
and sent them to the underworld

And after their midnight massacre
They returned to their house by the sea
They fixed the old lady breakfast
Hams, eggs, biscuits, and tea

The moral of the story:
(and it is so very plain)
Never make fun of anyone
unless you know they're not insane

04/02/2002

Posted on 04/02/2002
Copyright © 2025 Melina Raven Maness Diebold