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My Left Middle Finger...

by Jersey D Gibson

My left middle finger,
is longer than my right.
Care to compare the two?
didn't think you might.

If someone were to peeve me,
my left middle finger, I bare.
Thankfully, it has not wore down,
from continual wear and tear.

I don't have a murderer's thumb,
or a wierd, crooked pinky.
Just an extended middle finger,
that sure isn't dinky.

My left middle finger,
boy, it sure does work!
I make sure to use it,
when I come up to a jerk.

My left middle finger,
came to me for free.
If you piss me off,
that is what you will see.

03/20/2002

Posted on 03/20/2002
Copyright © 2025 Jersey D Gibson

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