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Canadian Invasion! ( The Maple Leaves March On ) - A Comedy

by Jersey D Gibson

The juggernaut to the north,
plotting our slow demise.
But they won't use tanks or bombs,
or poisoning McDonald's french fries.

They'll do it through Grammys,
like a musically forset.
Bryan Adams, Guess Who, Celine Dion,
and that rascally Alanis Moressette.

They'll do it through movies,
you might know an actor or three.
As in Mike Myers, Rick Morranis,
and, of course, the late John Candy.

They cheat us in hockey,
they claim to invented basketball.
They have two teams in America's favorite pasttime,
they are ready for us to fall.

The Maple Leaves march on,
the Canucks calling for bonkers.
America, they will march on to,
and they will come to conquere.

03/05/2002

Posted on 03/05/2002
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