I Am Everything My Mommy Warned Me About by Jersey D GibsonDon't make funny faces,
or your face will stay like that.
Don't screw your eyes,
or you'll go blind.
Don't play with your favorite toy,
or you will hurt yourself.
Don't play with your food,
it isn't polite.
Don't jump in puddles,
you'll get your clothes dirty.
Don't play in the mud,
you are not a pig.
You don't say 'ain't',
'ain't' isn't a word.
You're not suppose to burp,
it isn't nice.
You can't throw food around in a resturant,
what will other people think?
My mommy taught me all these things...
...or something like that. 03/04/2002 Posted on 03/04/2002 Copyright © 2024 Jersey D Gibson
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