So this guy goes into a pub one day. He walks right up to the bar, and gets the bartender's attention. When the bartender gets to the guy, he says:

"Hey, bartender, give me thirteen shots of Vodka."

Bartender says:

"Man, I can't just give you thirteen shots of liquor, you know that."

The man digs in his pocket, and pulls out a hundred dollar bill. The man slaps it on the bar, and pushes it towards the bartender. The bartender throws his hands up and says:

"Fine, fine, but don't say that I warned you."

So the bartender goes and lines up thirteen shotglasses, and pours thirteen shots of Vodka into them. The man goes up to the shotglasses, lines them up in a row, and starts taking deep breaths.

He takes his first deep breath.

He takes his second deep breath.

He takes his third deep breath...

...and with this he starts downing every shot, picks them up, swills them, and goes for another. The bartenders eyes get bigger with every shot.

When the man was finally done with all thirteen, the bartender cried out:

"Wow! That is the most amazing thing I have ever seen! You just drank thirteen shots of Vodka in like twenty seconds!"

The man, wobbling a little bit, nods. The bartender asks:

"What's the occasion?"

The man replied:

"I just had my first blowjob."

The bartender pulls out another shotglass, and pours another shot in it, and says:

"Hear, man, this one's on the house."

The man looks at it and says:

( are you ready? )

"No thanks, if thirteen doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will!"

02/13/2002

Posted on 02/13/2002
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