Lord help me All those screams What posessed me Insanity it seems It's her 10th birthday Time for a party Oh Lord it's loud It must be insanity They dance to the Monster Mash While jumping on the couch Sarah falls on her butt Now they're all screaming ouch! They're rocking in the rocking chair Clear to the floor Then they run like wild Indians Right out the back door They get to decorate Their own little cakes Now I have icying All over for heaven sakes Opening presents I thought that would be safe But instead They're throwing them all over the place I'm crazy ... I'm crazy Lord what have I done!! Oh well At least she is having fun!