I asked this girl for an aspirin for my headache
and told her how it happens, cuz I'm allergic to lactate.
So she went and dug into her little Elmo bag for a while
and popped out this yellow and white, Tylenol vile.
So I took one back down the hatch and went on my way
and next thing I know I'm feeling quite peculiar, I might say.
My hands started sweating and my scalp started to tingle
and with all these new people I started to mingle.
People seemed nice, and people seemed to care
and some people would come around and play with my hair.
One guy came up with a Vick's inhaler and hooked me up proper
and then this girl came up and gave me a super gob-stopper.
So I'm up here on the deck of Buzz in D.C. chilling hard-core
with some girl nibbling on my earlobe while I sit on the floor.
My stomach in knots over something I must have ate,
I guess it must have been a nasty fork or a dirty ole' plate.
My heads all spinning and some girl is sucking on my toe
and then comes up the security guy telling me I got to go.
A girl jumps up and french kisses the security guard
and he steps back and calls her a perverted retard.
I stammer to my feet to get out of harms way
cuz I know I'm bound to get kicked out if I happen to stay.
So I wander up to the front room to go find some action
and in my brain I feel like I'm using a bigger fraction.
I don't have a headache no more, hell I don't even give a care,
all I want to do is find that girl who played with my hair.
There she is, Wow... She can really dance...
Hmmm, Between those thighs, yeah I'd like my chance..
Hmmm.. Maybe I should just go up and make my play
since this seems to be my special lucky day..
So I walk up and thank her for that great pill.
'Yeah', She said, 'I thought it would give you a thrill'
'So How can I ever pay you back?' I said
She smiled and then started to rub back on my head.
My eyes rolled into the back of my head as she pinched my nipple
I felt my knee's go weak and I could feel my body clenching like a cripple.
She whispered in my ear about how she wanted to take me whole
and fill all those little spots that have been missing from my soul.

She told me that the pill she gave me was a blunder
and that it was E: The wonder drug that makes you Wonder.

01/14/2002

Posted on 01/14/2002
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