There was a young man in town
He always shows up with a frown
Till one day he flips
Over Suzie McPipps
Then falls into the well and drown

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The earth sat in the center of stars
It was orbited by the beautiful mars
Hattie O'Brian wanted to fly
In search of this in the sky
But found it was just too hard in her car

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Hairy Lou was fond of her hats
She even had tea parties with her cats
The doctors would say
She should be locked away
But she would chase them off with her bats

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Johnny was a little boy from New York
Who hit the mailman with a fork
His mother said "Be nice ...
and don't make me tell you twice!"
As he shot her in the head with a cork

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There once was a boy named Johnny
The neighbors all thought he was funny
Till the day that he stole
From old Millers billfold
And ran off with the towns peoples money

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01/10/2002