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by Lori I Wolfe

My boyfriend was such a big flirt
He would look up the women's skirt
Till the day he was caught
And Suzie Lou gave him a fought
Shoving his face straight down in the dirt

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There was a little boy named Blue
He love to play with the glue
Till the day he got stuck
To his dad's pick up truck
Now he looks like a pile of stew

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In this world called reality
We try to find our mentality
For in the brain
We can go insane
If we don't search for our tranquility

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I live in a dream of illusion
When I'm locked in a world of seclusion
There was a wicked nurse
Who said I was cursed
Now I am in a land of confusion

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There was a guy named Jack
He'd woo the ladies on their back
He loved to play around
Till he woke with a frown
The morning the stork walked in with a sack

01/07/2002

Posted on 01/07/2002
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