My boyfriend was such a big flirt He would look up the women's skirt Till the day he was caught And Suzie Lou gave him a fought Shoving his face straight down in the dirt
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There was a little boy named Blue He love to play with the glue Till the day he got stuck To his dad's pick up truck Now he looks like a pile of stew
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In this world called reality We try to find our mentality For in the brain We can go insane If we don't search for our tranquility
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I live in a dream of illusion When I'm locked in a world of seclusion There was a wicked nurse Who said I was cursed Now I am in a land of confusion
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There was a guy named Jack He'd woo the ladies on their back He loved to play around Till he woke with a frown The morning the stork walked in with a sack |