Don't need to be in the jungle or out on safari to
Make a pan of Pakka's special dark and murky brew.
Just need some plain old coffee grounds, a pan and some H2O,
Just mix it all together and put it on the stove.
Now cook it till it's murky and smells like jungle rot,
Then pour your cup of java, and see what you have got!
Now, if you're kinda queasy read the disclaimer underneath,
Because the only way to strain this brew is right between your teeth!
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DISCLAIMER
author of poem accepts no liability whatsoever for any gastric maladys associated with the ingestion of aforementioned coffee recipe.
futhermore, and not withstanding, said author does not endorse or support making coffee without a coffee pot and filter.

12/30/2001

Posted on 12/30/2001
Copyright © 2024 Mary Ellen Smith