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Santa Has A Brand New Bag

by Charles E Minshall


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Santa has a brand new bag,
You should see him
He's dressed in drag.
He has a bright red purse
Even boots to match.
He has dyed his beard red,
It is quite a thatch.

We told him to "forget halloween
It has already past,
Get out of the costume,
Get out of it fast.

Put on your work clothes
Your gloves and your hat,
And don't forget our house
You know where it's at."
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11/09/2001

Posted on 11/09/2001
Copyright © 2025 Charles E Minshall

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Michelle Angelini on 12/06/04 at 10:37 PM

Charlie, I love this poem as I love all your others. You have such a gift, helping people to laugh. What a sweetheart!

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