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The Library of Terry Olynik

Terry Olynik Occupation: Absentee Duke Of Serutan
State: Bemused
Country: Canada
Member Since: August 2005
Last Login: 08/03/2015


Pessimist extrordinaire!
Wrestled poodles (and won!)
Never killed a guy with a snow shovel (O.K., O.K. - never CONVICTED).
Once spilled a drink on Bo Diddley
Have never lied about lying
The Padma Lakshmi restraining order has expired
Gives blood to people who don't want it.



"In this sad room,
In this dark gloom,
We live like beasts" *

*J.P. Donleavy

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August 26  Day Of The Monkey
August 26 Day Of The Monkey
Haiku, Tanga, Senryu etc.
Haiku, Tanga, Senryu etc.
Humor
Humor
Journal
Journal
Love! (Gone horribly wrong).
Love! (Gone horribly wrong).
Odes To Pathetic.org
Odes To Pathetic.org

Title Date Posted Date Created Ratings
Votes Creativity Form Imagery Overall
  Settling 05/17/2009 05/17/2009 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  Sexual Contusions 05/1/2011 04/30/2011 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  She Said Her Pubic Hair Smelled Like Burning Mice For A Reason 11/25/2012 11/25/2012 1 Outstanding Outstanding Flow Vivid Well Written
  Shirt Tales 02/25/2015 02/25/2015 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  SILENT NIGHT (2006) 12/24/2006 11/26/2005 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  Silent Night 2011 12/27/2011 12/26/2011 2 Brilliant Outstanding Flow Vivid Memorable
  Silent Night 2013 12/22/2013 12/22/2013 3 Imaginative Well-Framed Evocative Well Written
  Skecherly Girl 11/7/2009 11/06/2009 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  Sliding....... 11/6/2005 11/05/2005 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  Snivel Cheeks & The Universal Diorama 02/11/2014 02/11/2014 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  SOCIAL INTERCOURSE 01/5/2006 01/05/2006 3 Brilliant Outstanding Flow Vivid Memorable
  SPELUNK/FUNK 05/3/2007 05/03/2007 2 Brilliant Outstanding Flow Vivid Memorable
  Spyder, Spyder, Burning Bright 07/2/2013 07/01/2013 1 Outstanding Outstanding Flow Vivid Memorable
  Stephanie Knows 02/16/2014 02/16/2014 5 Outstanding Well-Framed Evocative Well Written
  STEPHANIE KNOWS 07/17/2008 07/17/2008 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  Stop. Hey. What's That Sound? Everybody Look What's Going Down. 11/14/2005 11/14/2005 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  Subluxation 01/9/2009 01/08/2009 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  SUBTERFUGE 04/20/2006 04/20/2006 2 Brilliant Outstanding Flow Vivid Memorable
  Superbowl Deus 02/2/2013 02/02/2013 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  That's What SHE Said 08/26/2011 08/26/2011 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  The Bitterman Chronicles (1) 11/30/2009 11/29/2009 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  THE BUTTERFLY & THE BEE 01/20/2007 01/19/2007 This Poem Is Currently Not Rated
  The Day Baby Jesus Fought Godzilla 05/5/2014 05/05/2014 1 Original Awkward Lifeless Needs Work
  The Day Santa Died 12/19/2008 12/19/2008 2 Brilliant Outstanding Flow Vivid Memorable
  The Death Of Romance (a.k.a. Whacking The Winged-Cherub) 02/13/2008 02/13/2008 1 Brilliant Outstanding Flow Vivid Memorable
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