Things I Have Learned in World Lit 1
02/21/2009 12:31 a.m.
1. I am going to die.
2. So are you.
3. The best method of absolving your sins is to gouge your eyes out.
4. Do not cross human-god lines. You will be killed.
5. To stay married to your spouse, do not sacrifice your daughter to the gods.
6. Do not sleep with a god. You will be killed or severely maimed by said god's wife or husband.
7. Society likes Law students better than people with PhD's in philosophy.
8. Internet dating can work. For men named Peter Matthews.
9. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
10. Pens have a very short half-life
11. "30 seconds" means 30 seconds.
12. Stele = pillar
13. The human memory is not reliable under pressure.
14. Jesus > St. Paul > St. Augustine

I'll add more as the semester progresses
I am currently Content
I am listening to myself, slurping chicken noodle soup