This is a Formal Announcement
10/16/2003 07:24 p.m.
I CAN'T COOK!

I am the most incapable person I have ever known when it comes to kitchen duties. From this moment forward, anybody in my family who wants something other than cold cereal or frozen fishsticks for a meal can BLOODY WELL FIX IT THEMSELVES!

Everybody clear on that? Good.
I am currently Pissed Off
I am listening to My cat whine about the piece of onion she ate.