some fun haikus on nerve
08/30/2002 05:30 p.m.
OMG! I h8 U'r 8th grd IM vocab. C ya! LOL.
—now_sweeter



With that pick-up line
I thought you were ironic.
No, you're an asshole.
—babalon


1. I contact her first. Our email banter tastes good. We decide to meet.
2. When I first see her, Her beauty tears me in two. She's out of my league.
3. She says, "Let's be friends," And I am just dumb enough To say, "Friends... sounds good."
4. I'm happy I did. As a friend, for the better, She has changed my life.
—infinitedot29



If you put "high heels"
in "things I can't live without"
it's trash bin for you.
—aikeaguine


You make me tired with all your questions. Enough! Let's just have a drink.
—superbonbon2001



Bet all you Nerve folks
are going to be sick of
counting on fingers.
—leafboy (ad hidden)
I am currently Bleh
I am listening to cars drive by