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10/25/2010 11:09 p.m.

he puts his finger where he oughtn't to have put his finger and
he gets stung by the wasp that's waiting on the cusp. he cowers.

later he calls up his sweetheart and begs for sympathy and is
met with vitriol and spewing. he is ignored.

he is ignored because his sweetheart is secretly screwing the man who
runs the printing shop downstairs despite a massive gap in age, i.e. about
sixty years.

she is screwing the man who runs the printing shop downstairs because he
prints out the ebooks she's downloaded illegally for free and turns a blind
eye on her techno-terrorism in exchange for impeccable blowjobs.

her blowjobs are impeccable because back in the day, she was sexually
assaulted by an afghanistan war veteran who was twice her age and sent her
bestiality porn.

he sent her bestiality porn because his views about love, trust, and comfort
were messed up from post traumatic stress disorder.

his got post traumatic stress disorder because in the middle of the night in the
desert someone would yell "firing mission!" and he'd have to jump up and load
shells into a howitzer.

they used a howitzer because the people they wanted to kill were too far away
to kill with regular guns and for some reason the army still likes artillery.

the army still likes artillery because it is easy to train soldiers to load and fire
the artillery and they can fire a hundred in a night if they have to.

it's easy to train soldiers to load and fire a howitzer because it only takes three
and they can trick those soldiers into doing it even though it's very scary by
giving them fancy titles like "specialists."

they give them fancy titles like "specialist" because it draws people who want to
be slightly more than a soldier, like the afghanistan war veteran who sexually
assaulted her when she was a babe.

she was sexually assaulted when she was just a babe because she was nice and
didn't mind when people were sort of weird, and so she didn't mind talking to a
messed up fellow with a redneck upbringing.

his upbringing was redneck because he was born into a weird household in rural
kentucky with parents who was never married to begin with and who forced
him to work in a junkyard for his keep.

they forced him to work in a junkyard because early onset psoriatic arthritis
runs in their family.

early onset psoriatic arthritis runs in their family because of poor genes and
because people don't die from the things evolution would have them die
from these days.

evolution would have them die from these things to purge them from the gene
pool so that later on early onset psoriatic arthritis and a tendency towards sexual
assault wouldn't be passed on through the generations.

if it weren't passed on, she wouldn't be exchanging impeccable blowjobs for cheap
printing.

if she weren't exchanging impeccable blowjobs for cheap printing she may have
been emotionally available to her sweetheart when his finger was full of venom
and swelling.